A couple are attending their high school reunion. They can’t help but notice the woman sitting alone at the table next to them, who is clearly intoxicated.
The wife asks her husband, “Do you know her?”
“Yes,” the husband answers, “She’s my old girlfriend. I hear she took up drinking right after we broke up all those years ago and she hasn’t been sober since.”
“Good Lord!” said his wife, “Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?”